Oh DAMN, son! So, I basically just realized found poetry is a thing, thanks to a few of these prompts, and as a long lover of dadaism, I can't believe I just found this shit, because you see this shit? And you see that chain? Motherfuckers are NOWHERE NEAR each other.

So yeah, I REALLY enjoyed this one. I mean, brilliant source work - the bit with the candy was PRICELESS and, just, YES. The ability to take something completely unrelated and turn it into FANFIC - YES.

Okay I'm done gushing now.