TA: TZ TA: hey TZ TA: wake up and 2ay 2omething TA: tell me you're alriight
You wake up to the smell of sweet-honey mustard and the constant sound of your prox alarm, the one that Sollux insisted on having installed so that he'd feel better about you knowing where people were. You switch it off; the sound isn't going to help you, now that you know they're there.
Better let him know that you're okay, or else he'll just keep bugging you!
GC: H3Y CMON 1M F1N3 >:-] GC: T4K3S MOR3 TH4N 4 L1TTL3 4MBUSH TO T4K3 M3 OUT TA: TZ TA: you are 2o iimpo22iibly full of iit TA: iif ii hadnt hacked that 2ec drone they'd 2tolen you'd be dead TA: that wa2 an iincrediibly well planned ambu2h and you know iit GC: OK4Y 4LR34DY! >:-[ GC: WH3N 1 T4K3 TH3M 1N 1 W1LL G1V3 TH3M 4LL TH3 PROPS FOR TH4T! GC: FOR NOW 1 N33D SOM3 B4CKUP TA: already done, do you thiink ii'm stupiid TA: dammiit ii knew ii 2hould've come wiith you in per2on TA: why diidn't ii get off of my 2tupid butt GC: H3Y, NOW, NON3 OF TH4T! TA: riight TA: 2orry TA: 2ending you updated 2chematiic2 now
The data-transfer flashes in your interface. You poke at the sound and are rewarded with a complete, up-to-date echolocation map. Bless that partner of yours - he must've done some digging while you were out! Probably got into one of the sec-drone's heads and uploaded his own echolocation software. That'll make getting out of here a dozen times easier.
"- the hell did the cop go?" someone said, and your echoloc protocols immediately locate them. Ten o'clock, not far at all, and he's got a gun. Sounds like fun.
You jump up, grab your cane, and leap out, disarming the jerk before he can even blink. "Right here," you say, speedcuffing the first guy and smacking the other guy right in the stomach, so that you can grab his arms and cuff them too. "And you are you are under arrest!"
Seriously, why was he so worried? It was almost too easy!
The mustard symbol blinks again.
TA: okay that wa2 good TA: but the re2t of them are coming two check on them 2oon TA: and ii would recommend not being there when they arriive TA: ii'll be watchiing but ii am only able two do 2o much from here TA: 2o you'd better be careful
You'd grin at him, if he was really there.
GC: DONT YOU KNOW BY NOW? GC: G3TT1NG OUT OF T1GHT SPOTS 1S MY SP3C14LTY! GC: R3M1ND M3 TO BUY YOU 4 TH4NK-YOU DR1NK WH3N W3 G3T TOG3TH3R 4G41N! >:] TA: fiine TA: ii'm goiing two hold you two that TZ TA: now get goiing
The exit's not far, if you can stay out of the way of the sec-drones. Time to show Sollux he's worrying about nothing again - you were MADE for this kind of action!
You grip your cane tightly in your hand and start running. You'll read these two jerks their rights later.
FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<>ROSE
TA: hey TZ
TA: wake up and 2ay 2omething
TA: tell me you're alriight
You wake up to the smell of sweet-honey mustard and the constant sound of your prox alarm, the one that Sollux insisted on having installed so that he'd feel better about you knowing where people were. You switch it off; the sound isn't going to help you, now that you know they're there.
Better let him know that you're okay, or else he'll just keep bugging you!
GC: H3Y CMON 1M F1N3 >:-]
GC: T4K3S MOR3 TH4N 4 L1TTL3 4MBUSH TO T4K3 M3 OUT
TA: TZ
TA: you are 2o iimpo22iibly full of iit
TA: iif ii hadnt hacked that 2ec drone they'd 2tolen you'd be dead
TA: that wa2 an iincrediibly well planned ambu2h and you know iit
GC: OK4Y 4LR34DY! >:-[
GC: WH3N 1 T4K3 TH3M 1N 1 W1LL G1V3 TH3M 4LL TH3 PROPS FOR TH4T!
GC: FOR NOW 1 N33D SOM3 B4CKUP
TA: already done, do you thiink ii'm stupiid
TA: dammiit ii knew ii 2hould've come wiith you in per2on
TA: why diidn't ii get off of my 2tupid butt
GC: H3Y, NOW, NON3 OF TH4T!
TA: riight
TA: 2orry
TA: 2ending you updated 2chematiic2 now
The data-transfer flashes in your interface. You poke at the sound and are rewarded with a complete, up-to-date echolocation map. Bless that partner of yours - he must've done some digging while you were out! Probably got into one of the sec-drone's heads and uploaded his own echolocation software. That'll make getting out of here a dozen times easier.
"- the hell did the cop go?" someone said, and your echoloc protocols immediately locate them. Ten o'clock, not far at all, and he's got a gun. Sounds like fun.
You jump up, grab your cane, and leap out, disarming the jerk before he can even blink. "Right here," you say, speedcuffing the first guy and smacking the other guy right in the stomach, so that you can grab his arms and cuff them too. "And you are you are under arrest!"
Seriously, why was he so worried? It was almost too easy!
The mustard symbol blinks again.
TA: okay that wa2 good
TA: but the re2t of them are coming two check on them 2oon
TA: and ii would recommend not being there when they arriive
TA: ii'll be watchiing but ii am only able two do 2o much from here
TA: 2o you'd better be careful
You'd grin at him, if he was really there.
GC: DONT YOU KNOW BY NOW?
GC: G3TT1NG OUT OF T1GHT SPOTS 1S MY SP3C14LTY!
GC: R3M1ND M3 TO BUY YOU 4 TH4NK-YOU DR1NK WH3N W3 G3T TOG3TH3R 4G41N! >:]
TA: fiine
TA: ii'm goiing two hold you two that TZ
TA: now get goiing
twinArmageddons [TA] has ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]
The exit's not far, if you can stay out of the way of the sec-drones. Time to show Sollux he's worrying about nothing again - you were MADE for this kind of action!
You grip your cane tightly in your hand and start running. You'll read these two jerks their rights later.