[your name is karkat vatnas wiat no its cg haha and youre in big troble: you just made one of your friends narmed ac cry. you just were really angry and tired like usual and you know she doesnt really blame you, but you were mad and she was aonly trying to help like usual cuz thats what she sodes lol sges just the cutset kitty girl in the world1!!
but you were all angry and so you yeld "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?!?! STOP TRYING TO FUCKING TALK TO ME, FUCKASS! CAN’T YOU FUCKING SEE I’M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEEEEEEEP!?!?!?!?!?" but you didnt realy mean it because nopawdy can sta ymad at ac. shes a kitty only ecexpty better, with a tail and ears and absuoltey none of the weaknessose of a kitty like whispers, only the pretty parst, and the sweet and agile parts because thtas who ac is. a beautiful kitty girl and o noes why are you thinking these thoushgts!
so you run really fast after her and grab her hand and its all soft and therse cefinitely no claws to hurt you lol because that would be bad and mot contudicnve or wwhatever to love. she says ":33< I’m sorry karkitty. i just wanted to help, but I didn’t know…" because shes really nice and furgiving and stuff. yeah.
now you feel even worse!1 and you reaise just how super stupud you were, beclaws you just made ac cry. the really cute kittys' moirail is a musclebeast called ct. ct hates you already, onyl in the platonic sense because yoai is icky lol. but anyway ct has enough strength to snap you in half like a thing thats esily snapped in half. if ct were to find out what you did to her…OH FUCK. yeah youre proably gonna die lol (A/N: :33 < don't worry! im not actually going to kill off karkitty, h33h33! even if thats totally something equius would do-- oops! i mean cg and ct, h33h33, you dindt s33 anything at pawl)
you really quickly try to make her not unahppy by saying "LOOK, AC, THIS WAS MOSTLY MY FUCKING FAULT. I JUST TIRED AND FED UP WITH FUCKASSES, AND YOU JUST GOT TO ME WHEN I WAS AT MY BREAKING POINT. SO I GUESS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT IM A SORRY PIECE OF SHIT." and you dont sdesrve her! wait no where did that come from lol youre cg anyone would be lucky to haver you and shes really forbiving anyway.
":33< *sniff* r-really :??" asks ac and oh shit shes fucking crying you ares the worst fusckass ever!2212!
"YEAH. BUT UH…LOOK, IF THERES ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, JUST A-*YAAAAAAAWWN*-ASK." you say because youre really rired and stuff and you just want her to calm downs o you can go to sleep.\
":33< aaaacually cg, maybe there is smething you can do to make me feel better, h3hree!" she asays in her rally cute quirk that youre always camazing she can put in her speech even though yours is just yeling a lot an really easy. ":33< it’s pretty close to my bedtime, and you look like you could use a nap too. prrhaps you would like to sleep with me tonight?"
oh would you efur but the rest of theis scene is seconrsed beacuse all they do is really cute fluffy sltuff like sleep together and ew no not in that sense perverts!]
... Oh, dear sweet Lord, what the hell have you just read? With a reminder of why you never let your moirail and that fishy violetblood near a computer when they're drunk practically tattooed across your forehead, you turn and call out the door in your most dignified fashion, "NEPETA LEIJON! GET IN HERE THIS INSTANT!"
What you really want to know is how they even got the alcohol in the first place. You think you might be needing some right now, if only to burn away the memory of this awful fic.
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but you were all angry and so you yeld "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?!?! STOP TRYING TO FUCKING TALK TO ME, FUCKASS! CAN’T YOU FUCKING SEE I’M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEEEEEEEP!?!?!?!?!?" but you didnt realy mean it because nopawdy can sta ymad at ac. shes a kitty only ecexpty better, with a tail and ears and absuoltey none of the weaknessose of a kitty like whispers, only the pretty parst, and the sweet and agile parts because thtas who ac is. a beautiful kitty girl and o noes why are you thinking these thoushgts!
so you run really fast after her and grab her hand and its all soft and therse cefinitely no claws to hurt you lol because that would be bad and mot contudicnve or wwhatever to love. she says ":33< I’m sorry karkitty. i just wanted to help, but I didn’t know…" because shes really nice and furgiving and stuff. yeah.
now you feel even worse!1 and you reaise just how super stupud you were, beclaws you just made ac cry. the really cute kittys' moirail is a musclebeast called ct. ct hates you already, onyl in the platonic sense because yoai is icky lol. but anyway ct has enough strength to snap you in half like a thing thats esily snapped in half. if ct were to find out what you did to her…OH FUCK. yeah youre proably gonna die lol (A/N: :33 < don't worry! im not actually going to kill off karkitty, h33h33! even if thats totally something equius would do-- oops! i mean cg and ct, h33h33, you dindt s33 anything at pawl)
you really quickly try to make her not unahppy by saying "LOOK, AC, THIS WAS MOSTLY MY FUCKING FAULT. I JUST TIRED AND FED UP WITH FUCKASSES, AND YOU JUST GOT TO ME WHEN I WAS AT MY BREAKING POINT. SO I GUESS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT IM A SORRY PIECE OF SHIT." and you dont sdesrve her! wait no where did that come from lol youre cg anyone would be lucky to haver you and shes really forbiving anyway.
":33< *sniff* r-really :??" asks ac and oh shit shes fucking crying you ares the worst fusckass ever!2212!
"YEAH. BUT UH…LOOK, IF THERES ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, JUST A-*YAAAAAAAWWN*-ASK." you say because youre really rired and stuff and you just want her to calm downs o you can go to sleep.\
":33< aaaacually cg, maybe there is smething you can do to make me feel better, h3hree!" she asays in her rally cute quirk that youre always camazing she can put in her speech even though yours is just yeling a lot an really easy. ":33< it’s pretty close to my bedtime, and you look like you could use a nap too. prrhaps you would like to sleep with me tonight?"
oh would you efur but the rest of theis scene is seconrsed beacuse all they do is really cute fluffy sltuff like sleep together and ew no not in that sense perverts!]
... Oh, dear sweet Lord, what the hell have you just read? With a reminder of why you never let your moirail and that fishy violetblood near a computer when they're drunk practically tattooed across your forehead, you turn and call out the door in your most dignified fashion, "NEPETA LEIJON! GET IN HERE THIS INSTANT!"
What you really want to know is how they even got the alcohol in the first place. You think you might be needing some right now, if only to burn away the memory of this awful fic.