GC: 1 CL41M TH1S T3RR1TORY FOR TH3 GLORY OF 4LT3RN14 1N TH3 N4M3 OF TH3 CRU3L3ST B4R! TC: hey now TC: DON'T FLY BEFORE YOU CAN CRAWL TC: recognise the rule of motherfucking primacy and ABIDE BY IT GC: 4R3 YOU JOK1NG? GC: YOU 4R3 NOT 3V3N H3R3 GC: SO 1 DONT TH1NK 4NYTH1NG B4D WOULD H4PP3N 1F 1 JUST DROV3 TH1S FL4G R111GHT 1NTO TH3 GROUND R1GHT H3R3 GC: 1 TH1NK 4N 3L3V4T3D POS1T1ON 1S 4LW4YS 4 GOOD ON3 >:] GC: 1T G1V3S TH3 C1V1L14NS SOM3TH1NG TO R3V3R3! TC: this territory has been claimed by the mirthful church TC: you will RESPECT THE CHURCH or you will BE CULLED GC: 1TS NOT 4 CHURCH 1F TH3R3S JUST ON3 M3MB3R TC: BLASPHEMY. TC: PETTY, SPITEFUL BLASPHEMY, LEGISLACERATOR. GC: 1TS TRU3! 1F 1TS JUST ON3 OF YOU, 1TS B4R3LY 3V3N 4 CULT. GC: 1 H4V3 PL4C3D TH3 FL4G. 1T 1S OFF1C14L NOW. 1TS 4 R34LLY T4STY R3D 4ND T34L WH3N 1T FLUTT3RS 1N TH3 W1ND L1KE TH4T. GC: TH3R3 W4S 4NOTH3R FL4G H3R3 SOM3WH3R3, BUT 1 TH1NK 1T MUST H4V3 F4LL3N DOWN TH4T R4V1N3. 1TS P4SS1NG W1LL B3 MOURN3D 4PPROPR14T3LY! TC: maybe YOU WILL FALL down that motherfucking ravine TC: AND NOBODY'S PEEPHOLES WILL WET AT YOUR DEMISE GC: WH4T 4R3 YOU GONN4 DO?? S3ND YOUR CRUS4D1STS 4FT3R M3? TC: maybe i'll come after you MYSELF GC: DO 1T! TH3R3S NOTH1NG TH4T TH3 M1RTHFUL CHURCH C4N THROW TH4T TH3 CRU3L3ST B4R WONT SK1LLFULLY C4TCH 4ND FL1NG R1GHT B4CK! terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]
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GAMZEE: what nice weather this place has. TEREZI: 1 D1DNT NOT1C3. 1T SM3LLS L1K3 ST4L3 COTTON C4NDY. TEREZI: OR M4YB3 TH4TS JUST YOU! GAMZEE: COULD BE THE MOON. TEREZI: 1TS BEH1ND 4 CLOUD. TEREZI: OOOH. W3LL LOOK WHOS D1SCOV3R3D TH3 3X1ST3NC3 OF TH31R HUMOUROUS GR1STL3. W3LL DON3, MR GR4P3 J3LLY! YOU H4V3 4SC3ND3D 4 FURTH3R RUNG UP YOUR 3CH3L4DD3R. C3L3BR4T1ONS W1LL H4V3 TO B3 POSTPON3D, HOW3V3R. TEREZI: 4 W1LD N3OPHYT3 4PP34RS! SH3 1S 3XTR3M3LY D1SPL34S3D W1TH YOUR 4TT3MPTS TO ST34L H3R THUND3R! TEREZI: WH4T W1LL YOU DO?? TEREZI: >:] TEREZI: > :] TEREZI: >:] GAMZEE: honk. TEREZI: TH3 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR DODG3S TH3 4TT4CK! SH3 1S SPR1GHTLY 4ND N1MBL3 L1K3 4 YOUNG D33R! 4ND Y3T SH3 1S 4S D34DLY 4S TH3 M1GHTY DR4GON! TH3 SUBJUGGL4TOR'S CLUBS 4R3 NO M4TCH FOR H3R SW1SHY C4N3! GAMZEE: do you ever GAMZEE: STOP GAMZEE: TALKING? TEREZI: 1 W1LL D3F3ND MY R1GHT TO H1J4CK PR3V1OUSLY CONQU3R3D T3RR1TOR13S TO TH3 D34TH! OR TH3 CLOS3ST 4ND L3SS P41NFUL EQU1V4L3NT TH3R3OF. GAMZEE: making this painless ain't a part of my plan today, sister. GAMZEE: IT AIN'T EVER APPEARED ON THE MOTHERFUCKING AGENDA. TEREZI: TH3N 1 GU3SS YOU WONT M1ND 1F 1 DONT P3NC1L 4NY L3N13NCY 1N, 31TH3R!
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GAMZEE: you're getting your gnaw on my patience. TEREZI: 4ND YOUR D3FENS3! GAMZEE: AND I DON'T LIKE IT. TEREZI: YOU H4V3 B33N 4 WORTHY OPPON3NT! BUT NOW TH1S N3OPHYT3 WOULD L1K3 TO PROPOS3 4 CH4NG3 OF D1R3CT1ON TO TH1S COURT. GAMZEE: a change of direction? TEREZI: TH4TS NO MOON. GAMZEE: WHAT. TEREZI: B4M! W1TH 4 QU1CK D1V3RS1ON, H3R TYR4NNY H4S TH3 4POSTL3 OF TH3 M1RTHFUL M3SS14HS FLOOR3D. TEREZI: F1RST M3T4PHOR1C4LLY, 4ND TH3N L1T3R4LLY. >:] GAMZEE: can she smell his horror? TEREZI: SH3 C4N SM3LL H1S TEREZI: W41T GAMZEE: i asked GAMZEE: IF SHE COULD SMELL HIS HORROR? TEREZI: NO, BUT SH3 C4N SM3LL H1S CHUCKL3VOODOOS! TH3 AUD13NC3 BOOS, 4ND H3R TYR4NNY B4NGS! GAMZEE: OW TEREZI: H3R! GAMZEE: OW! TEREZI: G4V3L! GAMZEE: motherFUCK TEREZI: THR33 T1M3S TO S1L3NC3 TH3 CROWD. OBJ3CT1ON SUST41N3D! CHUCKL3VOODOOS 4R3 H34V1LY FROWN3D UPON 1N TH1S COURT! TEREZI: TH3 SUBJUGGL4TOR W1LL D3S1ST! >:[ GAMZEE: :o( TEREZI: TH4T F4C3 W1LL NOT WORK! H3 1S F4C3D W1TH 4 H4RD3N3D L3G1SL4C3R4TOR WHO 1S F4M1L14R W1TH 3V3RY TR1CK 1N TH3 BOOK! GAMZEE: ... TEREZI: ....... 3V3N TH4T ON3. H3H3H3H3. TEREZI: 1 M34N! TH3 SUBJUGGL4TOR W1LL C34S3 B31NG D1SR3SP3CTFUL TO TH3 COURT 4ND TRY1NG TO SOLV3 3V3RY D1SPUT3 W1TH CHUCKL3VOODOOS 4ND BL4CK M4K3OUTS! TEREZI: 1T H4SNT WORK3D B3FOR3 4ND 1T WONT WORK NOW! GAMZEE: i would like to POLITELY REMIND THE COURT of a saying by the mirthful messiahs TEREZI: Y3S? GAMZEE: whatever we up and motherfucking put in the pan and provide for with repeating it and getting our feelings about it, will one day get its reality on. GAMZEE: MARK THE WORDS, SISTER. TEREZI: >:]
FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<3FEFERI<3SOLLUX<3<ERIDAN
TC: hey now
TC: DON'T FLY BEFORE YOU CAN CRAWL
TC: recognise the rule of motherfucking primacy and ABIDE BY IT
GC: 4R3 YOU JOK1NG?
GC: YOU 4R3 NOT 3V3N H3R3
GC: SO 1 DONT TH1NK 4NYTH1NG B4D WOULD H4PP3N 1F 1 JUST DROV3 TH1S FL4G R111GHT 1NTO TH3 GROUND R1GHT H3R3
GC: 1 TH1NK 4N 3L3V4T3D POS1T1ON 1S 4LW4YS 4 GOOD ON3 >:]
GC: 1T G1V3S TH3 C1V1L14NS SOM3TH1NG TO R3V3R3!
TC: this territory has been claimed by the mirthful church
TC: you will RESPECT THE CHURCH or you will BE CULLED
GC: 1TS NOT 4 CHURCH 1F TH3R3S JUST ON3 M3MB3R
TC: BLASPHEMY.
TC: PETTY, SPITEFUL BLASPHEMY, LEGISLACERATOR.
GC: 1TS TRU3! 1F 1TS JUST ON3 OF YOU, 1TS B4R3LY 3V3N 4 CULT.
GC: 1 H4V3 PL4C3D TH3 FL4G. 1T 1S OFF1C14L NOW. 1TS 4 R34LLY T4STY R3D 4ND T34L WH3N 1T FLUTT3RS 1N TH3 W1ND L1KE TH4T.
GC: TH3R3 W4S 4NOTH3R FL4G H3R3 SOM3WH3R3, BUT 1 TH1NK 1T MUST H4V3 F4LL3N DOWN TH4T R4V1N3. 1TS P4SS1NG W1LL B3 MOURN3D 4PPROPR14T3LY!
TC: maybe YOU WILL FALL down that motherfucking ravine
TC: AND NOBODY'S PEEPHOLES WILL WET AT YOUR DEMISE
GC: WH4T 4R3 YOU GONN4 DO?? S3ND YOUR CRUS4D1STS 4FT3R M3?
TC: maybe i'll come after you MYSELF
GC: DO 1T! TH3R3S NOTH1NG TH4T TH3 M1RTHFUL CHURCH C4N THROW TH4T TH3 CRU3L3ST B4R WONT SK1LLFULLY C4TCH 4ND FL1NG R1GHT B4CK!
terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]
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GAMZEE: what nice weather this place has.
TEREZI: 1 D1DNT NOT1C3. 1T SM3LLS L1K3 ST4L3 COTTON C4NDY.
TEREZI: OR M4YB3 TH4TS JUST YOU!
GAMZEE: COULD BE THE MOON.
TEREZI: 1TS BEH1ND 4 CLOUD.
TEREZI: OOOH. W3LL LOOK WHOS D1SCOV3R3D TH3 3X1ST3NC3 OF TH31R HUMOUROUS GR1STL3. W3LL DON3, MR GR4P3 J3LLY! YOU H4V3 4SC3ND3D 4 FURTH3R RUNG UP YOUR 3CH3L4DD3R. C3L3BR4T1ONS W1LL H4V3 TO B3 POSTPON3D, HOW3V3R.
TEREZI: 4 W1LD N3OPHYT3 4PP34RS! SH3 1S 3XTR3M3LY D1SPL34S3D W1TH YOUR 4TT3MPTS TO ST34L H3R THUND3R!
TEREZI: WH4T W1LL YOU DO??
TEREZI: >:]
TEREZI: > :]
TEREZI: >:]
GAMZEE: honk.
TEREZI: TH3 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR DODG3S TH3 4TT4CK! SH3 1S SPR1GHTLY 4ND N1MBL3 L1K3 4 YOUNG D33R! 4ND Y3T SH3 1S 4S D34DLY 4S TH3 M1GHTY DR4GON! TH3 SUBJUGGL4TOR'S CLUBS 4R3 NO M4TCH FOR H3R SW1SHY C4N3!
GAMZEE: do you ever
GAMZEE: STOP
GAMZEE: TALKING?
TEREZI: 1 W1LL D3F3ND MY R1GHT TO H1J4CK PR3V1OUSLY CONQU3R3D T3RR1TOR13S TO TH3 D34TH! OR TH3 CLOS3ST 4ND L3SS P41NFUL EQU1V4L3NT TH3R3OF.
GAMZEE: making this painless ain't a part of my plan today, sister.
GAMZEE: IT AIN'T EVER APPEARED ON THE MOTHERFUCKING AGENDA.
TEREZI: TH3N 1 GU3SS YOU WONT M1ND 1F 1 DONT P3NC1L 4NY L3N13NCY 1N, 31TH3R!
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GAMZEE: you're getting your gnaw on my patience.
TEREZI: 4ND YOUR D3FENS3!
GAMZEE: AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
TEREZI: YOU H4V3 B33N 4 WORTHY OPPON3NT! BUT NOW TH1S N3OPHYT3 WOULD L1K3 TO PROPOS3 4 CH4NG3 OF D1R3CT1ON TO TH1S COURT.
GAMZEE: a change of direction?
TEREZI: TH4TS NO MOON.
GAMZEE: WHAT.
TEREZI: B4M! W1TH 4 QU1CK D1V3RS1ON, H3R TYR4NNY H4S TH3 4POSTL3 OF TH3 M1RTHFUL M3SS14HS FLOOR3D.
TEREZI: F1RST M3T4PHOR1C4LLY, 4ND TH3N L1T3R4LLY. >:]
GAMZEE: can she smell his horror?
TEREZI: SH3 C4N SM3LL H1S
TEREZI: W41T
GAMZEE: i asked
GAMZEE: IF SHE COULD SMELL HIS HORROR?
TEREZI: NO, BUT SH3 C4N SM3LL H1S CHUCKL3VOODOOS! TH3 AUD13NC3 BOOS, 4ND H3R TYR4NNY B4NGS!
GAMZEE: OW
TEREZI: H3R!
GAMZEE: OW!
TEREZI: G4V3L!
GAMZEE: motherFUCK
TEREZI: THR33 T1M3S TO S1L3NC3 TH3 CROWD. OBJ3CT1ON SUST41N3D! CHUCKL3VOODOOS 4R3 H34V1LY FROWN3D UPON 1N TH1S COURT!
TEREZI: TH3 SUBJUGGL4TOR W1LL D3S1ST! >:[
GAMZEE: :o(
TEREZI: TH4T F4C3 W1LL NOT WORK! H3 1S F4C3D W1TH 4 H4RD3N3D L3G1SL4C3R4TOR WHO 1S F4M1L14R W1TH 3V3RY TR1CK 1N TH3 BOOK!
GAMZEE: ...
TEREZI: ....... 3V3N TH4T ON3. H3H3H3H3.
TEREZI: 1 M34N! TH3 SUBJUGGL4TOR W1LL C34S3 B31NG D1SR3SP3CTFUL TO TH3 COURT 4ND TRY1NG TO SOLV3 3V3RY D1SPUT3 W1TH CHUCKL3VOODOOS 4ND BL4CK M4K3OUTS!
TEREZI: 1T H4SNT WORK3D B3FOR3 4ND 1T WONT WORK NOW!
GAMZEE: i would like to POLITELY REMIND THE COURT of a saying by the mirthful messiahs
TEREZI: Y3S?
GAMZEE: whatever we up and motherfucking put in the pan and provide for with repeating it and getting our feelings about it, will one day get its reality on.
GAMZEE: MARK THE WORDS, SISTER.
TEREZI: >:]