“Would You Please Refrain From Shifting Around Lest I Prick You With A Pin”
Dave frowned, but straightened anyway, attempting to keep still.
“Now if you could just tilt your head to the side like so..”
Rose’s cool fingers touched Dave’s jaw as she guided his head to the left. He puffed out his cheeks a bit as she rearranged the scarf draped around his neck, a concentrated look in her eyes, a pleased smile on her lips.
“ladies is this necessary ive got stuff to do you know”
Rose made eye contact with Kanaya and they grinned at each other. The troll removed the pin she held between her lips and replied with amusement in her voice.
“I Am Hesitant To Believe That Dave As You Said Earlier That You Have The Entire Day Off”
Dave sighed. This was supposed to be a day full of chilling, hanging around, playing videogames and working on his comics. Maybe watch a movie. Not standing model for his two girlfriends who were having far too much fun dressing him up and down.
“rose cant you like magic up a puppet to do this shit or something” “Why, if I were capable of such sorcery I’d have no need of you at all.”
Dave snorted. He rolled his shoulders, instantly receiving a disapproving scowl from Kanaya. Rose noticed and couldn’t help but make Dave just a little bit more uncomfortable.
“I really would advise you not to move Dave, who knows what the consequences of Kanaya smelling your blood will be..”
Kanaya looked up surprised, but the knowing look in Rose’s eyes stopped her from letting Dave know there were no consequences to that; feeding simply didn’t work like that.
“youre not scaring me with that vampire shit” “I already have.”
Dave’s eyes widened slightly as he realized that he was indeed standing still as a statue ever since the silent threat; he grunted in defeat.
“youre both impossible you know that”
Their delighted chuckles were sharp but graceful, and Dave felt the tiniest smirk creep around his lips.
Some time passed, and the ladies worked diligently on their costumes and accessories. After another hour Dave’s stance was slumped and his shoulders hung. His eyes were closed (watching Rose handling sharp needles around him became unnerving after a while) and his mind was wandering.
The feeling of soft lips on his cheek woke him up from his daydream, and he met Rose’s gaze from behind his shades. Kanaya started rubbing his back gently, and Dave breathed deeply.
“We Have Finished” “All done.”
They spoke almost in unison, and Dave realized he would never get over how perfect they were; not only for each other, but for him too.
“so you gonna let me go now or what”
“No” “Never.”
The corners of his mouth moved up and he returned the next kiss he received, one hand moving back to touch Kanaya’s upper leg while the other snuck around Rose’s waist.
While Dave always claims he can never refuse them anything, he could if he really wanted to. Fact was that Lalonde and Maryam made sure to compensate him properly for his efforts, and Dave was not the kind of man to turn down a good offer.
FILL: TEAM BRO<3DAVE
“Would You Please Refrain From Shifting Around Lest I Prick You With A Pin”
Dave frowned, but straightened anyway, attempting to keep still.
“Now if you could just tilt your head to the side like so..”
Rose’s cool fingers touched Dave’s jaw as she guided his head to the left. He puffed out his cheeks a bit as she rearranged the scarf draped around his neck, a concentrated look in her eyes, a pleased smile on her lips.
“ladies is this necessary ive got stuff to do you know”
Rose made eye contact with Kanaya and they grinned at each other. The troll removed the pin she held between her lips and replied with amusement in her voice.
“I Am Hesitant To Believe That Dave As You Said Earlier That You Have The Entire Day Off”
Dave sighed. This was supposed to be a day full of chilling, hanging around, playing videogames and working on his comics. Maybe watch a movie. Not standing model for his two girlfriends who were having far too much fun dressing him up and down.
“rose cant you like magic up a puppet to do this shit or something”
“Why, if I were capable of such sorcery I’d have no need of you at all.”
Dave snorted. He rolled his shoulders, instantly receiving a disapproving scowl from Kanaya. Rose noticed and couldn’t help but make Dave just a little bit more uncomfortable.
“I really would advise you not to move Dave, who knows what the consequences of Kanaya smelling your blood will be..”
Kanaya looked up surprised, but the knowing look in Rose’s eyes stopped her from letting Dave know there were no consequences to that; feeding simply didn’t work like that.
“youre not scaring me with that vampire shit”
“I already have.”
Dave’s eyes widened slightly as he realized that he was indeed standing still as a statue ever since the silent threat; he grunted in defeat.
“youre both impossible you know that”
Their delighted chuckles were sharp but graceful, and Dave felt the tiniest smirk creep around his lips.
Some time passed, and the ladies worked diligently on their costumes and accessories. After another hour Dave’s stance was slumped and his shoulders hung. His eyes were closed (watching Rose handling sharp needles around him became unnerving after a while) and his mind was wandering.
The feeling of soft lips on his cheek woke him up from his daydream, and he met Rose’s gaze from behind his shades. Kanaya started rubbing his back gently, and Dave breathed deeply.
“We Have Finished”
“All done.”
They spoke almost in unison, and Dave realized he would never get over how perfect they were; not only for each other, but for him too.
“so you gonna let me go now or what”
“No”
“Never.”
The corners of his mouth moved up and he returned the next kiss he received, one hand moving back to touch Kanaya’s upper leg while the other snuck around Rose’s waist.
While Dave always claims he can never refuse them anything, he could if he really wanted to. Fact was that Lalonde and Maryam made sure to compensate him properly for his efforts, and Dave was not the kind of man to turn down a good offer.
-fin