Your name is Dave Strider. It wasn't that long ago that you fell victim to one hell of a shaving nick. That very bladed accident to your throat has landed you in your very own hellbubble for the rest of your afterlife. As luck would have it, your fairy deathtroll, Aradia, left you a little present after playing Tour Guide Troll Barbie of Death. That gift seems to be in the shape of one troll who is currently sleeping on your futon.

Dave: Examine sleeping troll.