He sure is asleep. Doesn't even wake up when you lightly tap him on the face, like a dream fairy lightly landing on his drooling maw while he's deep in his death sleep, only the fairy is also dead, and you are not a fairy. Like you said, the fairy left.
Dave: Examine sleeping troll. (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3KARKAT)
He sure is asleep. Doesn't even wake up when you lightly tap him on the face, like a dream fairy lightly landing on his drooling maw while he's deep in his death sleep, only the fairy is also dead, and you are not a fairy. Like you said, the fairy left.
> Dave: Wake this guy up for real.