The APPLE OF YOUR EYE. The WORK OF YOUR LIFE. Your MOST CHERISHED ACCOMPLISHMENT. The TROLL PRETTY WOMAN of your romantic cinema. Your MASTERPIECE.
You, Karkat Vantas, WEDDING PLANNER EXTRAORDINAIRE, have just finished the last touches of the decoration of the ULTIMATE PALE MARRIAGE. It will be a ceremony for the ages: sweeps in the future wedding planners all over the MIGHTY ALTERNIAN EMPIRE and the PLANET EARTH will be studying the perfect composition between pale pinks, olives and blues that came out of your skilled, highly competent imagination, hoping that if they stared hard enough they would catch a little of your GENIUS SKILLS by means of OSMOSIS.
Of course nothing would have been done without the help of your trusted, intrepid advisor KANAYA MARYAM, and the emotional support provided by your moirail GAMZEE MAKARA. Speaking of which...
You can hear the faint gawking of Gamzee's voice somewhere in the distance.
Well my WICKED SISTER. If this is how you want to do this IF THIS IS HOW YOU REALLY ARE GOING TO DO THIS. motherfucking. BRING. it. ON. honk.
You sigh. Please, not today; the photographer's for Alternian Bride are going to arrive any minute now.
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The APPLE OF YOUR EYE. The WORK OF YOUR LIFE. Your MOST CHERISHED ACCOMPLISHMENT. The TROLL PRETTY WOMAN of your romantic cinema. Your MASTERPIECE.
You, Karkat Vantas, WEDDING PLANNER EXTRAORDINAIRE, have just finished the last touches of the decoration of the ULTIMATE PALE MARRIAGE. It will be a ceremony for the ages: sweeps in the future wedding planners all over the MIGHTY ALTERNIAN EMPIRE and the PLANET EARTH will be studying the perfect composition between pale pinks, olives and blues that came out of your skilled, highly competent imagination, hoping that if they stared hard enough they would catch a little of your GENIUS SKILLS by means of OSMOSIS.
Of course nothing would have been done without the help of your trusted, intrepid advisor KANAYA MARYAM, and the emotional support provided by your moirail GAMZEE MAKARA. Speaking of which...
You can hear the faint gawking of Gamzee's voice somewhere in the distance.
Well my WICKED SISTER.
If this is how you want to do this
IF THIS IS HOW YOU REALLY ARE GOING TO DO THIS.
motherfucking.
BRING.
it.
ON.
honk.
You sigh. Please, not today; the photographer's for Alternian Bride are going to arrive any minute now.
Karkat: Go find your moirail.