The pan clatter loudly, flipping its lid off the solid wood. It sure is a nice hard floor. It just barely beats a floor full of soft squishy puppets and puppet plush choice ass (nobody says tush no matter how sweet a rhyme). Your Bro knows his stuff and brings it.
"Acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit." Your Bro says and hand slaps. Ain't no high five like a bitch slap by a guy on your hand.
Rose is not impressed and tells your Bro he's getting and senile because he's said that before on more worthy moments. Not cool. It is the exact opposite of chill as she heats it up.
She grabs your one of your ears with her sewing needle or what ever it is called that crochets yarn. You wouldn't know, though the possiblity of a yarn muppet with a long nose is simply tantalizing. As you begin to calculate just how choice such a puppet would be, her other hand wields more needles (she just loves her sharp craft instrument)and shoves the poisoned floor bacon down your throat.
You are like a helpless baby bird. It sucks as you struggle to breathe, but it is pointless. You have already been fed your breakfast.
Dirk: Kick the poisoned bacon to the curb! (Fill: TEAM English)
The pan clatter loudly, flipping its lid off the solid wood. It sure is a nice hard floor. It just barely beats a floor full of soft squishy puppets and puppet plush choice ass (nobody says tush no matter how sweet a rhyme). Your Bro knows his stuff and brings it.
"Acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit." Your Bro says and hand slaps. Ain't no high five like a bitch slap by a guy on your hand.
Rose is not impressed and tells your Bro he's getting and senile because he's said that before on more worthy moments. Not cool. It is the exact opposite of chill as she heats it up.
She grabs your one of your ears with her sewing needle or what ever it is called that crochets yarn. You wouldn't know, though the possiblity of a yarn muppet with a long nose is simply tantalizing. As you begin to calculate just how choice such a puppet would be, her other hand wields more needles (she just loves her sharp craft instrument)and shoves the poisoned floor bacon down your throat.
You are like a helpless baby bird. It sucks as you struggle to breathe, but it is pointless. You have already been fed your breakfast.
What Now?
Dirk: Get Poisoned by Mother figure
Dirk: Take it like a man