It's hard not to concede to Nepeta. She is very purrsuasive, and fuck, that was definitely a cat pun. You mentally penalize yourself 10 points of dignity for it.
Ampora must not be getting many other callers today, because he picks you up on your second try.
KARKAT: HI. ERIDAN: yeah hi wwhats up KARKAT: LOOK I KNOW YOU FIND STALKING ACTORMINATORS ENDLESSLY INTERESTING, WHICH IS KIND OF LAME, BUT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY EVER DISCUSS THEIR SUCCESSES. ERIDAN: oh for fucks sake ERIDAN: STOP CALLIN KARKAT: LET'S IMAGINE, FOR A MOMENT, THAT I--NO, THAT ANYONE CARES ABOUT CRIMALGS FLAFJAN AND THARFASK GHARJETH. FOR THE RECORD, NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THEM. BUT IF THEY DID, YOU WOULD BE WRONG. IT'S HARD TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW DEEP THEIR LOATHING RUNS SINCE YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY THEM. ERIDAN: see the problem wwith you is you dont knoww howw showwbiz wworks ERIDAN: mystery caller ERIDAN: i just made air quotes ERIDAN: like i dont fuckin knoww wwho this is KARKAT: THAT IS NOT THE PROBLEM. I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT SHOWBIZ, MR. AMPORA. THE PROBLEM IS YOUR LACK OF RESPECT FOR CELEBRITIES' PERSONAL LIVES. AND FOR ALL THE RADIO TIME YOU WASTE TELLING YOUR LISTENERS THAT MAGGIE MAROONBLOOD AND JANICE JAUNDICE AREN'T PROPERLY PALE FOR EACH OTHER. KARKAT: TO PUT IT SIMPLY, YOU SUCK AT SHIPPING. ERIDAN: wwhat wwould you suggest instead ERIDAN: mister karkat shippin master vantas
Karkat: Concede to the catgirl. (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3KARKAT)
It's hard not to concede to Nepeta. She is very purrsuasive, and fuck, that was definitely a cat pun. You mentally penalize yourself 10 points of dignity for it.
Ampora must not be getting many other callers today, because he picks you up on your second try.
KARKAT: HI.
ERIDAN: yeah hi wwhats up
KARKAT: LOOK I KNOW YOU FIND STALKING ACTORMINATORS ENDLESSLY INTERESTING, WHICH IS KIND OF LAME, BUT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY EVER DISCUSS THEIR SUCCESSES.
ERIDAN: oh for fucks sake
ERIDAN: STOP CALLIN
KARKAT: LET'S IMAGINE, FOR A MOMENT, THAT I--NO, THAT ANYONE CARES ABOUT CRIMALGS FLAFJAN AND THARFASK GHARJETH. FOR THE RECORD, NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THEM. BUT IF THEY DID, YOU WOULD BE WRONG. IT'S HARD TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW DEEP THEIR LOATHING RUNS SINCE YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY THEM.
ERIDAN: see the problem wwith you is you dont knoww howw showwbiz wworks
ERIDAN: mystery caller
ERIDAN: i just made air quotes
ERIDAN: like i dont fuckin knoww wwho this is
KARKAT: THAT IS NOT THE PROBLEM. I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT SHOWBIZ, MR. AMPORA. THE PROBLEM IS YOUR LACK OF RESPECT FOR CELEBRITIES' PERSONAL LIVES. AND FOR ALL THE RADIO TIME YOU WASTE TELLING YOUR LISTENERS THAT MAGGIE MAROONBLOOD AND JANICE JAUNDICE AREN'T PROPERLY PALE FOR EACH OTHER.
KARKAT: TO PUT IT SIMPLY, YOU SUCK AT SHIPPING.
ERIDAN: wwhat wwould you suggest instead
ERIDAN: mister karkat shippin master vantas
> Nepeta: Offer Karkat a towel.