Your name is John Egbert and you are locked and loaded. You've got a kick ass super soaker filled to the brim with water, two back up water pistols, and a backpack full of water balloons. Oh man, you are so ready for this. SO READY.
Hm, what's that? What kind of mission? Why it's tactical submission of course! You are prepared for a serious battle of wits, strategy, and skill. This is no ordinary duel! You are fighting to regain your honour and take revenge on the one who has wronged you!
You are going to assault Dave Strider on all fronts, endlessly soaking him as payback for knocking you off of the bed last night. That was an unforgivable deed he did, forcing you to sleep on the cold, lonely floor-- and what better way to take revenge than to surprise him with a water fight! He'll never know what hit him. Or well, he will once you actually hit him, because by then it'll be obvious.
He'll know it's water that's hitting him. And that you're the one hitting him with it.
Ahem.
Anyways, it's about time you find a good hiding spot for yourself! You want to make sure he won't suspect anything when he comes home.
John:
WAIT!!!!!!!!
You forgot something really important! You need a disguise so he won't know it's you attacking him. Who knows what he'd do if he knew it was his best bro John shooting endless amounts of water at him.
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Hm, what's that? What kind of mission? Why it's tactical submission of course! You are prepared for a serious battle of wits, strategy, and skill. This is no ordinary duel! You are fighting to regain your honour and take revenge on the one who has wronged you!
You are going to assault Dave Strider on all fronts, endlessly soaking him as payback for knocking you off of the bed last night. That was an unforgivable deed he did, forcing you to sleep on the cold, lonely floor-- and what better way to take revenge than to surprise him with a water fight! He'll never know what hit him. Or well, he will once you actually hit him, because by then it'll be obvious.
He'll know it's water that's hitting him. And that you're the one hitting him with it.
Ahem.
Anyways, it's about time you find a good hiding spot for yourself! You want to make sure he won't suspect anything when he comes home.
John:
WAIT!!!!!!!!
You forgot something really important! You need a disguise so he won't know it's you attacking him. Who knows what he'd do if he knew it was his best bro John shooting endless amounts of water at him.
You truly are the master of disguise.
John: Seek refuge and prepare to strike.