MOM: Roes MOM: Rose ROSE: Yes, Mother? MOM: Rose I have sometnig to tell you MOM: It's v importent MOM: Impotent MOM: OMG no not impotnet at all, he's very important MOM: Oh damn ROSE: Mom, we're tiptoeing entirely too closely to the "too much information" boundary for comfort. In fact, I would say we passed that line long ago and are now coming fast upon the border of "Oh, dear God, please stop." MOM: Lmao ok MOM: ;) ROSE: What did you want to tell me? ROSE: Oh, wait. Let me guess. ROSE: Is it, perhaps, that... MOM: (DRAMANTIC PUASE) ROSE: .......... ROSE: You and John's father are getting married? MOM: LE GASP MOM: Omigosh Rose how did you kno????? MOM: My bb is PSYCHICK or something ROSE: It really wasn't that hard to figure out. ROSE: He makes you happy. ROSE: And he's a good man. For what it's worth, you have my utmost filial approval. ROSE: Though yes. I have been known, on occasion, to show some insight into the future. ROSE: I'm not sure that counts as actual extrasensory perception, though. ROSE: Mom? ROSE: You're staring. MOM: You are the most darling precius thing I have ever had in my lief ROSE: Are you crying? ROSE: You know you're supposed to save that for the day of the ceremony, right? MOM: SNIFR MOM: *SNIFF ROSE: Oh. ROSE: Um. ROSE: This is when we hug, isn't it. MOM: (THA BIGGEST GODDAMN HUG ANY CHILD CLD EVER WANT) MOM: Omg Rose I loev you so much, if you didn't want me 2 i swear I'd leave him just like that ROSE: That's hardly necessary, mother. ROSE: Sometimes, a child can do what's best for her parents. MOM: You're gonna be the cutest little flower girl omg o m g ROSE: Only if Dave gets a matching dress.
After the touching display of familial affection, you tell your mother you need some space and dry your own eyes. You wonder if John has heard from his father yet. If he hasn't, you might find yourself inclined to prepare him for the glad tidings. Or you might not. If you're going to join this family, you might as well get a head start on your prankster's gambit.
Rose: Get the good news - Mom/Dad (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3JADE)
MOM: Roes
MOM: Rose
ROSE: Yes, Mother?
MOM: Rose I have sometnig to tell you
MOM: It's v importent
MOM: Impotent
MOM: OMG no not impotnet at all, he's very important
MOM: Oh damn
ROSE: Mom, we're tiptoeing entirely too closely to the "too much information" boundary for comfort. In fact, I would say we passed that line long ago and are now coming fast upon the border of "Oh, dear God, please stop."
MOM: Lmao ok
MOM: ;)
ROSE: What did you want to tell me?
ROSE: Oh, wait. Let me guess.
ROSE: Is it, perhaps, that...
MOM: (DRAMANTIC PUASE)
ROSE: ..........
ROSE: You and John's father are getting married?
MOM: LE GASP
MOM: Omigosh Rose how did you kno?????
MOM: My bb is PSYCHICK or something
ROSE: It really wasn't that hard to figure out.
ROSE: He makes you happy.
ROSE: And he's a good man. For what it's worth, you have my utmost filial approval.
ROSE: Though yes. I have been known, on occasion, to show some insight into the future.
ROSE: I'm not sure that counts as actual extrasensory perception, though.
ROSE: Mom?
ROSE: You're staring.
MOM: You are the most darling precius thing I have ever had in my lief
ROSE: Are you crying?
ROSE: You know you're supposed to save that for the day of the ceremony, right?
MOM: SNIFR
MOM: *SNIFF
ROSE: Oh.
ROSE: Um.
ROSE: This is when we hug, isn't it.
MOM: (THA BIGGEST GODDAMN HUG ANY CHILD CLD EVER WANT)
MOM: Omg Rose I loev you so much, if you didn't want me 2 i swear I'd leave him just like that
ROSE: That's hardly necessary, mother.
ROSE: Sometimes, a child can do what's best for her parents.
MOM: You're gonna be the cutest little flower girl omg o m g
ROSE: Only if Dave gets a matching dress.
After the touching display of familial affection, you tell your mother you need some space and dry your own eyes. You wonder if John has heard from his father yet. If he hasn't, you might find yourself inclined to prepare him for the glad tidings. Or you might not. If you're going to join this family, you might as well get a head start on your prankster's gambit.
Rose: Pester John.