You take a look at the thing, its cover depicting a collection of extremely attractive trolls deep in the throes of passion. You cringe at the sight of Zoldor's washboard abs. You recoil at Teliki's sparkling scarlet eyes and heaving bosom. You stick out your tongue in distaste at- Why are you still looking at this thing?

Whatever. You promised Karkat you would read it, and hell if Jade Harley has ever backed down from a challenge.

Time to get this show on the road.

> Get this show on the road.