You are now Tavros Nitram. You are also very, very confused. A mere moment ago you were frolicking with some fairies (which you realize now must have been a dream because of the lamentable fact that fairies are not real) and now you are staring up at one of the strange pink aliens that you and your friends apparently created when you played SGRUB.

Also, for some unknown reason, this alien is grabbing your horns like the steering bars of a two-wheeled device.

Tavros: You are too confused to be you right now! Go back to being the strange alien holding your horns!