Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have had a very stressful day/night/sleepless period. What with dead and resurrected friends, transuniverse shenanigans, shipping drama, and four horrible aliens, you have a lot on your plate right now.

But you also have someone to help you figure it out.

That someone is your new moirail, whom you hooked up with earlier in the most romantic and serendipitous of ways. Both of you knew, deep down, but neither of you knew you knew, and right at the perfect moment all the pale sentiment just welled up, and it was just perfect, the most perfect thing, even better than that moment at the end of Troll Fellowship of the Ring where they're in the boat, that part made you cry for an hour when you read it, and it was true serendipity, just like this is, you know it--

Ahem. Your moirail.

Now that all the action is over the two of you have sneaked off into an empty room somewhere on the meteor. Where everyone else is you don't know or care. Your moirail looks at you. His hair is a rat's nest. His shirt is stained all over. His eyes are wide and bewildered.

He is adorable.

What do you do?

Karkat: initiate feelings jam.