You are now the ORNERY DOORBELL. You've been having a nice snooze on the comfortable DOOR you live on, but now some strange PINK MONKEY is jamming its FINGER SAUSAGE into your nice METALLIC BUTTOCKS. You SHRIEK at the indignity of having a FINGER SAUSAGE jammed into your METALLIC BUTTOCKS. This sound apparently gets someone inside the HOUSE to come RUNNING TO YOUR AID, though you don't think the PINK MONKEY notices this because it GOOSES you again. If this keeps up, you think you're going to have a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

==> Doorbell: Have NERVOUS BREAKDOWN