You run through the usual combinations: Jane's birthday, 1234, then head for the more obscure shit. The safe isn't safe from your crack hack attack. There's only one way this can end, and that's with you swimming in a sea of hangover-free victory.
You wonder what could be in here. Batterwitch stuff? The secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken? Maybe a hidden stash of the good stuff, complete with olives? Ooh, that sounds good. Way to go, Mr. Crocker, you think, and then remember that you haven't opened anything yet. Oops.
Still, Mr. Crocker's a pretty classy guy. You bet he's totally into martinis.
beep beep, the safe says. Huh? That's not supposed to happen. You squint at it. It's displaying... a countdown?
Roxy: Crack open that sucker (FILL: TEAM Jane<3Roxy)
You wonder what could be in here. Batterwitch stuff? The secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken? Maybe a hidden stash of the good stuff, complete with olives? Ooh, that sounds good. Way to go, Mr. Crocker, you think, and then remember that you haven't opened anything yet. Oops.
Still, Mr. Crocker's a pretty classy guy. You bet he's totally into martinis.
beep beep, the safe says. Huh? That's not supposed to happen. You squint at it. It's displaying... a countdown?
Roxy: Scram