Your name is Dave Strider and you are undeniably cool. Your levels of cool are simultaneously bananas and through the roof, one might say.

Such a cool guy shouldn't ever feel anything less than awesome. But strangely today you feel.. off. Maybe you're getting sick.

Coincidentally today is the today you finally meet your best friend for the first time in person!

He should be here any seco-

Wait.

Your phone beeps. Someone has sent you a message.