"Stop. Stop! Jegus nookstuffing fuck, do not even think about moving, or...Kanaya, don't you dare start up that chainsaw!"
Kanaya freezes mid-pull, perfectly-lipsticked mouth in a fierce scowl.
"And Gamzee, you put that right the fuck down," you turn and snap at your moirail, who still has his club raised threateningly. He shrinks back a little. "You two are going to step away from that cake or so help me I will change the menu for this wedding dinner and the main course will be you, with a big garnish of settle the fuck down."
You glare at each of them in them in turn. Gamzee looks a little more apologetic than Kanaya, so you let him speak first. "What happened this time? Gamzee?" You rub at your temples, and Kanaya captchalogs her chainsaw, looking angry.
"I was just trying to help a sister out," Gamzee begins, but Kanaya interrupts.
"I am trying to ready everything for the photographers. I am perfectly capable of doing my job. I do not know why I would require the 'help' of a troll who willingly goes out of his hive in those pants."
Karkat: Interfere before the cake is ruined. (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3<KARKAT)
Kanaya freezes mid-pull, perfectly-lipsticked mouth in a fierce scowl.
"And Gamzee, you put that right the fuck down," you turn and snap at your moirail, who still has his club raised threateningly. He shrinks back a little. "You two are going to step away from that cake or so help me I will change the menu for this wedding dinner and the main course will be you, with a big garnish of settle the fuck down."
You glare at each of them in them in turn. Gamzee looks a little more apologetic than Kanaya, so you let him speak first. "What happened this time? Gamzee?" You rub at your temples, and Kanaya captchalogs her chainsaw, looking angry.
"I was just trying to help a sister out," Gamzee begins, but Kanaya interrupts.
"I am trying to ready everything for the photographers. I am perfectly capable of doing my job. I do not know why I would require the 'help' of a troll who willingly goes out of his hive in those pants."
Gamzee's lip twitches up, displaying some fang.
Past Kanaya: Be interrupted by a juggalo.