"Thank you. Do you think you could perhaps tone down that fucking slurping a little bit? Maybe just a teensy smidge? Some of us are stuck in giant towers indefinitely until some hateful piece of shit comes to rescue them and they would really appreciate a little peace and quiet in the meantime! Especially since I'm doing all of this for you, in case you'd fucking forgotten."
The problem with yelling at your ex-matesprit-turned-dragon is that she can't really respond to you with anything other than enthusiastic licking.
The really sad thing is, that's basically the same thing she used to do when she was human. God, you have terrible taste in matesprits. Your taste kismeses is going to be so much better.
For now, though, Terezi licks your tower window. You narrowly escape getting covered in GROSS DRAGON SLOBBER. Fuck this shit, at least when she was human she didn't drool enough to drench entire windows.
She sniffs, and then turns her giant dragon head to look off at something approaching in the distance. What could it be?
Karkat: Talk to Terezi. (FILL: TEAM KANAYA<3VRISKA)
Slurp. Slurp.
"Terezi."
Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.
"Goddammit Terezi, are you listening to me?!"
She turns her giant dragon head and looks at you.
"Thank you. Do you think you could perhaps tone down that fucking slurping a little bit? Maybe just a teensy smidge? Some of us are stuck in giant towers indefinitely until some hateful piece of shit comes to rescue them and they would really appreciate a little peace and quiet in the meantime! Especially since I'm doing all of this for you, in case you'd fucking forgotten."
The problem with yelling at your ex-matesprit-turned-dragon is that she can't really respond to you with anything other than enthusiastic licking.
The really sad thing is, that's basically the same thing she used to do when she was human. God, you have terrible taste in matesprits. Your taste kismeses is going to be so much better.
For now, though, Terezi licks your tower window. You narrowly escape getting covered in GROSS DRAGON SLOBBER. Fuck this shit, at least when she was human she didn't drool enough to drench entire windows.
She sniffs, and then turns her giant dragon head to look off at something approaching in the distance. What could it be?
Terezi: Observe newcomer.