You can't let him have it because the asshole just hung up on you.
This is an embarrassing routine. Fortunately, this is radio, after all, and you didn't become legitimately well-liked and respected by being professional and levelheaded all the time. You can adroitly stir drama the drama-stirring time is nigh. Plus the listeners probably already think that you are waxing black for that douche. Which is false! But if you've learned anything in your years of showbiz, it's that everyone but you (and Nepeta) are bad at shipping, and Ampora is the worst. If there was some kind of shipping olympics, which is a ludicrous idea, Ampora would come shambling in dead last.
However, it's not as if you haven't tried to help the poor bastard. You already send one (1) large package of lightly-used fictional shipping instructional videos, otherwise known as romcoms. Looks like you may have to send another. The shipping learning curve is, apparently, steep.
>Karkat: Choose some instructional videos to send to that jerkwad.
==>Karkat: Let him have it. (FILL: TEAM DIRK<3JAKE<3JANE<3ROXY)
You can't let him have it because the asshole just hung up on you.
This is an embarrassing routine. Fortunately, this is radio, after all, and you didn't become legitimately well-liked and respected by being professional and levelheaded all the time. You can adroitly stir drama the drama-stirring time is nigh. Plus the listeners probably already think that you are waxing black for that douche. Which is false! But if you've learned anything in your years of showbiz, it's that everyone but you (and Nepeta) are bad at shipping, and Ampora is the worst. If there was some kind of shipping olympics, which is a ludicrous idea, Ampora would come shambling in dead last.
However, it's not as if you haven't tried to help the poor bastard. You already send one (1) large package of lightly-used fictional shipping instructional videos, otherwise known as romcoms. Looks like you may have to send another. The shipping learning curve is, apparently, steep.