To call that a scene would be like calling A Serbian Film mildly upsetting. What you are staring at is not a scene- it is an entire epic unto itself, frozen into a tableu in which your best friend is pinned to the ground by three burly security guards who are tearing apart his carry on bag, which contains a ridiculous amount of things to PRANK YOUR PANTS OFF. Unfortunately for John, several of those things are either explosive, have sharp edges, or are regrettably gun-shaped.

Dave: Pretend like you've never seen him before in your life.