You are now the PINK MONKEY, although you prefer to think of yourself as JOHN EGBERT. You have just arrived at the home of VRISKA SERKET, just in time for her PARTY, which you are VERY EXCITED ABOUT. You know Vriska's been planning it for a long time, and when Vriska puts her mind to things, well, stuff sure does happen!
Not always good stuff. But stuff all the same!
You are SO EXCITED for this party, that you are completely ON TIME, a feat none of your friends have ever been capable of. Dave gets a free pass, because of irony, but everyone else just kind of sucks at being on time. Your DAD always taught you it was very important to never be late, and also to always bring a gift when you have been invited into someone's home!
>Be the PINK MONKEY instead! (FILL: TEAM KANAYA<3VRISKA)
Not always good stuff. But stuff all the same!
You are SO EXCITED for this party, that you are completely ON TIME, a feat none of your friends have ever been capable of. Dave gets a free pass, because of irony, but everyone else just kind of sucks at being on time. Your DAD always taught you it was very important to never be late, and also to always bring a gift when you have been invited into someone's home!
> John: Examine gift fondly.