Your name is EQUIUS, and you are a DOBERMAN PINSCHER. You are a very STRONG dog.
You are so strong, in fact, that you have been required to live alone in your YARD after creating a large DOG-SHAPED HOLE in the dining room sheetrock during a game of FETCH. Most dogs would find that such an EXILE to create only ABJECT BOREDOM, however, you are a STRAIGHT ARROW with much more MOIRAIL FIBER than they. It is in your BL00D to nobly defend your TERRITORY against ALL TRESPASSERS. It is simply a MATTER OF HONOR.
In the meantime, there is a CAT in your tree, causing a RUCKUS. It is too high to reach, but there is but one appropriate action in this event.
Equius: Get a l00d of this fuzzball. (FILL: Team DIRK♥JAKE♥JANE♥ROXY)
Your name is EQUIUS, and you are a DOBERMAN PINSCHER. You are a very STRONG dog.
You are so strong, in fact, that you have been required to live alone in your YARD after creating a large DOG-SHAPED HOLE in the dining room sheetrock during a game of FETCH. Most dogs would find that such an EXILE to create only ABJECT BOREDOM, however, you are a STRAIGHT ARROW with much more MOIRAIL FIBER than they. It is in your BL00D to nobly defend your TERRITORY against ALL TRESPASSERS. It is simply a MATTER OF HONOR.
In the meantime, there is a CAT in your tree, causing a RUCKUS. It is too high to reach, but there is but one appropriate action in this event.
>Equius: Bark up a storm.