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sugoiprincess ([personal profile] sugoiprincess) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-06-24 10:21 pm (UTC)

Jade: Examine stranger (FILL: TEAM BRO<3DAVE)

Who is this douchebag?

You decide that the only way to properly examine this stranger douchebag, before identifying whether he's a GOOD GUY or a BAD GUY, is by taking a whiff of his plush rump.

Which you do.



STRANGER DOUCHEBAG: whoa shit what
STRANGER DOUCHEBAG: what are you doing back there my rump ain't for the innocent puppies like you get outta there


He smells like old feathers and apple juice, gross. The good thing is he doesn't smell like a BAD GUY. But the bad thing is he doesn't smell like a GOOD GUY either.

He just smells. This is conflicting. You wrinkle your nose up at him as he tries swatting your muzzle away from his rump. Rude.

>Jade: TELL STRANGER DOUCHEBAG HE'S BEING A DOUCHEBAG



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