You gesture impatiently at Nepeta to hand you the microphone, and then proceed to dish out some helpful and exceedingly civil palemantic advice.
Karkat: OK LISTEN UP. FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND THIS IS MOSTLY YOUR FAULT. MOIRALLEGIANCE ISN'T ALL SHOOSH AND PAP, ALRIGHT, YOU'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOUR PALEMATE. TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR LIFE. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN FORCING YOURS TO RUN AROUND DOING DAMAGE CONTROL AND ONLY ALLOWING HER TO HELP YOU BY FUSSING WITH YOU. Karkat: STRAIGHTFORWARD: STOP BEING AN EMOTIONALLY EVASIVE NOOKSTAIN. Karkat: I MEAN IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF MOIRAILS. Karkat: IF IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SHARE WITH HER ANYMORE YOU MIGHT CONSIDER TAKING IT ASHEN OFFICIALLY, UNLESS YOU'VE ALREADY GOT AN AUSPISTICE, IN WHICH CASE YOU PROBABLY NEED TO STOP FORCING RELATIONSHIPS. Karkat: SERENDIPITY HAPPENS. YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU FIND THE RIGHT TROLL. THE LESS THAN TO YOUR GREATER THAN. THE EYE OF YOUR PILE. Karkat: THANKS FOR CALLING. GOOD LUCK.
Karkat: Take this show back into your own hands. (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3KARKAT)
You gesture impatiently at Nepeta to hand you the microphone, and then proceed to dish out some helpful and exceedingly civil palemantic advice.
Karkat: OK LISTEN UP. FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND THIS IS MOSTLY YOUR FAULT. MOIRALLEGIANCE ISN'T ALL SHOOSH AND PAP, ALRIGHT, YOU'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOUR PALEMATE. TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR LIFE. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN FORCING YOURS TO RUN AROUND DOING DAMAGE CONTROL AND ONLY ALLOWING HER TO HELP YOU BY FUSSING WITH YOU.
Karkat: STRAIGHTFORWARD: STOP BEING AN EMOTIONALLY EVASIVE NOOKSTAIN.
Karkat: I MEAN IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF MOIRAILS.
Karkat: IF IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SHARE WITH HER ANYMORE YOU MIGHT CONSIDER TAKING IT ASHEN OFFICIALLY, UNLESS YOU'VE ALREADY GOT AN AUSPISTICE, IN WHICH CASE YOU PROBABLY NEED TO STOP FORCING RELATIONSHIPS.
Karkat: SERENDIPITY HAPPENS. YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU FIND THE RIGHT TROLL. THE LESS THAN TO YOUR GREATER THAN. THE EYE OF YOUR PILE.
Karkat: THANKS FOR CALLING. GOOD LUCK.
> Karkat: Hang up on speechless caller.