Your name is Nepeta Leijon and Equius is totally NOT boring! He's not! He's just anti-social and sweaty and kind of scary most of the time. He also hates it when you roleplay with him and picks you up when you try to start wrestling with him and it's no fun. He gets on your nerves a lot. But he's not boring! Sometimes he wears your hat and meows a bit and it's totally cute. He's your best friend. You just wish he got out more. But you have the purrrfect plan.
New Equius<>Nepeta Game (FILL: TEAM KARKAT<3 NEPETA)
He's not!
He's just anti-social and sweaty and kind of scary most of the time.
He also hates it when you roleplay with him and picks you up when you try to start wrestling with him and it's no fun.
He gets on your nerves a lot.
But he's not boring! Sometimes he wears your hat and meows a bit and it's totally cute. He's your best friend.
You just wish he got out more.
But you have the purrrfect plan.
>Nepeta: Call everyone. Slumber party.