You cannot fondly regard your gift, for it is tucked ever so carefully at the bottom of your bag. Wouldn't want anyone catching a glimpse of this beauty before you've had a chance to properly unveil it! Besides, you've been fondly regarding this gift ever since you bought it at the pharmacy on your way over.

Your father may have taught you courtesy, but you guess he never anticipated having to teach you a little foresight!

Whatever. The gift is awesome. Vriska is going to flip.

> John: Meet your excellent host.