BB:0110100100100000011100100110010101110001011101010110100101110010011001010010000001100001011100110111001101101001011100110111010001100001011011100110001101100101 AR: What's wrong? I'm checking your stats right now and nothing seems to be out of order. Shouldn't you be off beating Jake into a pulp right now? BB: 01010100011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011001010010000001110000011100100110111101100010011011000110010101101101 AR: You're having an issue beating Jake into a pulp. Are you rusting or something. Your main programming is to beat Jake into a pulp. I'm pretty sure that was coded pretty clearly by Dirk, like ridiculously clearly. AR: It literally reads as 'Beat Jake into a pulp.exe'. BB: 01001001001000000110010001101111001000000110111001101111011101000010000001110111011010010111001101101000001000000111010001101111001000000110100001100001011100100110110100100000010010100110000101101011011001010010000001000101011011100110011101101100011010010111001101101000 AR: I just scanned your systems for viruses and I didn't find anything related to 'I don't want to beat Jake into a pulp' so I don't understand what your deal is right now. AR: So you don't actually want to hurt Jake. What exactly do you want to do? To Jake. BB: 010010010010000001110100011010000110100101101110011010110010000001001001 BB: 011101110110111101110101011011000110010000100000011011000110100101101011011001010010000001110100011011110010000001101000011101010110011100100000011010000110100101101101 BB: 0100110101100001011110010110001001100101 AR: Wow hug him? I wasn't expecting that, let alone you wanting to do maybe the complete opposite of what you were programmed to do. Interesting. BB: 01110111011010000110000101110100001000000111001101101000011011110111010101101100011001000010000001101001001000000110010001101111 AR: Do it. BB: 01110111011010000110000101110100 AR: Just hug him. It's highly unlikely anything bad will happen. It's just a hug. I'm sure Jake would appreciate hugs, especially from you, since the most you do is beat the shit out of him. AR: Seriously, just go up to him and wrap your arms around his waist. AR: gently, though. You know how squishy those human sausagebags are. BB: 010010010010000001110011011001010110010100100000011101000110100001100001011011100110101100100000011110010110111101110101 BB: 0110100100100000011101110110100101101100011011000010000001101110011011110111011100100000011100000111001001101111011000110110010101100101011001000010000001110100011011110010000001101000011101010110011100100000011010100110000101101011011001010010000001100101011011100110011101101100011010010111001101101000 AR: You go. Go and hug that classy dumbass.
Autoresponder [AR] ceased pestering Brobot [BB]
Feeling quite satisfied with the advice AR gave you, you decide to go and find the human Jake English to wrap your arms around his waist. Gently. Because he's a squishy human.
Brobot: Contact AR (FILL: TEAM BRO<3DAVE)
Brobot [BB] began pestering Autoresponder [AR]
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AR: What's wrong? I'm checking your stats right now and nothing seems to be out of order. Shouldn't you be off beating Jake into a pulp right now?
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AR: You're having an issue beating Jake into a pulp. Are you rusting or something. Your main programming is to beat Jake into a pulp. I'm pretty sure that was coded pretty clearly by Dirk, like ridiculously clearly.
AR: It literally reads as 'Beat Jake into a pulp.exe'.
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AR: I just scanned your systems for viruses and I didn't find anything related to 'I don't want to beat Jake into a pulp' so I don't understand what your deal is right now.
AR: So you don't actually want to hurt Jake. What exactly do you want to do? To Jake.
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AR: Wow hug him? I wasn't expecting that, let alone you wanting to do maybe the complete opposite of what you were programmed to do. Interesting.
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AR: Do it.
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AR: Just hug him. It's highly unlikely anything bad will happen. It's just a hug. I'm sure Jake would appreciate hugs, especially from you, since the most you do is beat the shit out of him.
AR: Seriously, just go up to him and wrap your arms around his waist.
AR: gently, though. You know how squishy those human sausagebags are.
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AR: You go. Go and hug that classy dumbass.
Autoresponder [AR] ceased pestering Brobot [BB]
Feeling quite satisfied with the advice AR gave you, you decide to go and find the human Jake English to wrap your arms around his waist. Gently. Because he's a squishy human.
> Brobot: Find the squishy human.