You've realized how completely not-cool this is. Quick, Strider, think of something. You continue hugging him, even patting him on the back for a good measure, before you pull away to drawl,
"Yo, Egderp. Why aren't you accepting my emotion-laden manly bro-clasp? Your enormous Titanic-sinkin' iceberg of a heart has wounded me. We're divorcing."
John stares at you, big blue eyes confused for a split second underneath those nerdy, black rimmed glasses. Immediately, however, he brightens in understanding.
"Oh! Haha, I get it, it's one of your irony thingies. Heh, ooh Mr. Strider, don't divorce me! I thought what we had was special!"
"No can do, Egbert. You and your flamin' arrow of heartbreakin' agony has torn a hole through my tender virgin heart so big that it's turning into a singularity. I can't keep sacrificin' my youth and love for a man-eater like you."
Now that you've settled back into your usual banter, the way you're used to, you feel a hell of a lot more relaxed.
==> Dave: Worry you are freaking out John. (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3VRISKA)
You continue hugging him, even patting him on the back for a good measure, before you pull away to drawl,
"Yo, Egderp. Why aren't you accepting my emotion-laden manly bro-clasp? Your enormous Titanic-sinkin' iceberg of a heart has wounded me. We're divorcing."
John stares at you, big blue eyes confused for a split second underneath those nerdy, black rimmed glasses. Immediately, however, he brightens in understanding.
"Oh! Haha, I get it, it's one of your irony thingies. Heh, ooh Mr. Strider, don't divorce me! I thought what we had was special!"
"No can do, Egbert. You and your flamin' arrow of heartbreakin' agony has torn a hole through my tender virgin heart so big that it's turning into a singularity. I can't keep sacrificin' my youth and love for a man-eater like you."
Now that you've settled back into your usual banter, the way you're used to, you feel a hell of a lot more relaxed.
==> John: Talk to Dave