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gjarble ([personal profile] gjarble) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-06-25 04:21 am (UTC)

New Gamzee<3Tavros Game (FILL: TEAM BRO<3GRANDPA)

Your name is PUPA PAN.

You are an intrepid BOY-SKYLARK known throughout Alternia for your courageous exploits and youthful demeanor. Your name is legend. Your skills are... uh...

Tavros, dressed as Pupa Pan, hanging unhappily by his horns between two opposing cliff faces

Your name is really TAVROS NITRAM, and you can never figure out how to finish an introduction trumpeting yourself up when you haven't really done anything of note.

You are currently engaged in a game of FLARP with your matesprit, GAMZEE MAKARA. He didn't come up with any fancy role-playing name or outfit, but that's okay. It was enough of an effort just teaching him how to play. Unfortunately, not too far into the game, you misjudged the size of a gap and are now CANYONSTUCK. You'd ask your faithful matesprit to free you, but...

Gamzee, sitting on the canyon floor a few feet below, passed out with his hand in a sopor slime pie

...he is unlikely to be of any help.

"jUsT oNe MoThErFuCkIn PiE fOr ThE rOaD nEvEr HuRt A mOtHeRfUcKeR", he said. Yeah, right. You know him; he can stay knocked out for a while with that stuff. Looks like you're on your own for now. This would remind you of that human movie 127 HOURS if you knew what humans were. Or if they existed yet.


> Tavros: Check FLARP inventory for ideas.

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