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oxfordroulette ([personal profile] oxfordroulette) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-06-25 06:46 am (UTC)

> John: Meet your excellent host. (FILL: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT)


JOHN: vriska!
VRISKA: John!!!!!!!!
JOHN: thanks for inviting me to your swank ass party.
JOHN: i cannot deny i am hella excited for this.

VRISKA: You haven't seen anything yet! I have this place decked out in stro8e lights.
JOHN: none of our friends have epilepsy right?
VRISKA: What's that????????
JOHN: uh, nevermind. what other cool things do you have?
VRISKA: I've got the 8est party goods in all the lands located in my hive.
VRISKA: Look at this disco ball, for example.

JOHN: i do see a disco ball.
VRISKA: You do, in fact, see a disco 8all. You know what's special about that particular 8all?
JOHN: oh my god, what?
VRISKA: I lovingly handcrafted that 8all for this party.
VRISKA: I shaped that winning 8all with my own two palms!
JOHN: oooooooo tell me more! heheheh.
VRISKA: With the skills of a thousand professionals I moulded that 8all.
VRISKA: I touched and fondled that 8all like only the 8est of them.
JOHN: heheheheheheh.
VRISKA: This is serious 8uisness John! No laughing allowed! ::::::::)
JOHN: of course not! i would never consider it!
JOHN: oh, is anybody else here yet?

VRISKA: No, you are impecca8ly on time, as usual.
VRISKA: It always amazes me that the two gods of time can never actually arrive when they're supposed to.
VRISKA: You are always the num8er one at arrivals!!!!!!!!

JOHN: haha, i think they just want to be fashionably late or something, who knows.
JOHN: anyway, i'm kind of glad i caught you alone! i have something to give you.
JOHN: in commemoration of your assuredly awesome party to-be.
JOHN: and as a thank you for inviting me into your lovely abode!

VRISKA: Oh???????? ::::::::)


>John: Give Vriska your gift.


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