KARKAT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. KARKAT: ARE WE DOING THIS? ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS? KARKAT: YEAH, YEAH, KARKAT WAS TRAPPED ON A GODFORSAKEN METEOR FOR THREE YEARS, WITH ONLY FOUR OTHER LIVING CREATURES. KARKAT: NO WAIT, FIVE. BECAUSE OF THE HOOFBEASTSHIT MAYOR GUY. JOHN: hoofbeastshit? JADE: pfff KARKAT: SHOVE IT UP YOUR WASTE EXPELLERS OR WHATEVER YOU HUMANS USE, I'M STILL TALKING. KARKAT: THREE FUCKING YEARS WITH THEM AND I STILL DON'T KNOW YOUR TERMINOLOGY. KARKAT: SO YEAH, FIVE OTHER CREATURES, WHO MAY BE ABLE TO PASS AS SEVERELY BRAIN DAMAGED REPRESENTATIONS OF "PEOPLE". KARKAT: NO WAIT, FOUR PEOPLE, I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. GAMZEE NEVER SHOWED HIS FACE THE ENTIRE RIDE. KARKAT: PROBABLY OFF WITH HIS OWN ROTTING CORPSE PARTY. WON'T ARADIA BE JEALOUS. KARKAT: MY POINT IS, EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME, I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY. KARKAT: AND ESPECIALLY NOT PITY IN THE FORM OF TWO HUNDRED TON WEIGHTS ON MY CHEST. JADE: shut up fuckass!! JOHN: :o JADE: hehe
Jade: You've had three years to prepare the very best expletives for this moment. It's time to show Karkat what you've got.
Karkat: Proceed to yell obscenities as you wipe your mouth of said matter. [FILL: TEAM JADE<3NEPETA]
KARKAT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
KARKAT: ARE WE DOING THIS? ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS?
KARKAT: YEAH, YEAH, KARKAT WAS TRAPPED ON A GODFORSAKEN METEOR FOR THREE YEARS, WITH ONLY FOUR OTHER LIVING CREATURES.
KARKAT: NO WAIT, FIVE. BECAUSE OF THE HOOFBEASTSHIT MAYOR GUY.
JOHN: hoofbeastshit?
JADE: pfff
KARKAT: SHOVE IT UP YOUR WASTE EXPELLERS OR WHATEVER YOU HUMANS USE, I'M STILL TALKING.
KARKAT: THREE FUCKING YEARS WITH THEM AND I STILL DON'T KNOW YOUR TERMINOLOGY.
KARKAT: SO YEAH, FIVE OTHER CREATURES, WHO MAY BE ABLE TO PASS AS SEVERELY BRAIN DAMAGED REPRESENTATIONS OF "PEOPLE".
KARKAT: NO WAIT, FOUR PEOPLE, I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. GAMZEE NEVER SHOWED HIS FACE THE ENTIRE RIDE.
KARKAT: PROBABLY OFF WITH HIS OWN ROTTING CORPSE PARTY. WON'T ARADIA BE JEALOUS.
KARKAT: MY POINT IS, EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME, I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY.
KARKAT: AND ESPECIALLY NOT PITY IN THE FORM OF TWO HUNDRED TON WEIGHTS ON MY CHEST.
JADE: shut up fuckass!!
JOHN: :o
JADE: hehe
Jade: You've had three years to prepare the very best expletives for this moment. It's time to show Karkat what you've got.