Your name is Sollux Captor and you're the head IT support technician at Skaianet Technologies. This is, of course, a tremendous waste of your apeshit bananas computer skills, but the job comes with the best 401k plan you'll ever hope to be able to wrangle in this slump of the economy.
Speaking of this bullshit economy, it has certainly sacked you with an unwelcome heap of miscreants human resources likes to refer to as "employees" even though you prefer the more aptly named "worthless toolbags." You're currently becoming acquainted with the newest model that comes in the form of this bucktoothed buffoon fresh out of college in all his never-held-a-real-job-before glory. Your favorite kind.
Not only is he incompetent at practically everything he does, but he's got a snarky little mouth on him and, apparently, a penchant for pranks that you'd care not to find out about. None of this concerns you. Your company cycles through these type of techs like you like to go through raptors in World of Warcraft that you take the care to play only specifically when you're on the company's dime. You figure he'll be out of your unkempt hair in a matter of days. Still, you have the unfortunate task to perform the duties assigned to you and...
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Speaking of this bullshit economy, it has certainly sacked you with an unwelcome heap of miscreants human resources likes to refer to as "employees" even though you prefer the more aptly named "worthless toolbags." You're currently becoming acquainted with the newest model that comes in the form of this bucktoothed buffoon fresh out of college in all his never-held-a-real-job-before glory. Your favorite kind.
Not only is he incompetent at practically everything he does, but he's got a snarky little mouth on him and, apparently, a penchant for pranks that you'd care not to find out about. None of this concerns you. Your company cycles through these type of techs like you like to go through raptors in World of Warcraft that you take the care to play only specifically when you're on the company's dime. You figure he'll be out of your unkempt hair in a matter of days. Still, you have the unfortunate task to perform the duties assigned to you and...
==>Train the new guy