Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you are most assuredly a wizard - and quite likely the most capable, competent, and powerful wizard that has yet to deign live in and help the Kingdom of America. It's not that you're boasting. You're just that good. None other in all of recorded history has managed to master not only the forces of Light but also the dread secrets of the Horrorterrors inhabiting the Great Beyond.
And, like all great wizards, you have an apprentice, upon whom you are to entrust your training and experiences that the world may continue to benefit from your sage counsel even after your untimely demise in what is hopefully some distant future catastrophe. In a benevolent gesture of diplomacy, you even agreed to take on as your apprentice a young noble from the Alternian Empire. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Unfortunately, it wasn't.
Unfortunately, your apprentice is - once again - the bane of your existence.
You briefly wonder for the seven-thousand five-hundred eighty-sixth time why you haven't just killed him already.
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And, like all great wizards, you have an apprentice, upon whom you are to entrust your training and experiences that the world may continue to benefit from your sage counsel even after your untimely demise in what is hopefully some distant future catastrophe. In a benevolent gesture of diplomacy, you even agreed to take on as your apprentice a young noble from the Alternian Empire. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Unfortunately, it wasn't.
Unfortunately, your apprentice is - once again - the bane of your existence.
You briefly wonder for the seven-thousand five-hundred eighty-sixth time why you haven't just killed him already.
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