Unfortunately, although your attempt to distract the IDIOTIC HUMAN did in fact do a good job of distracting him, it also did a good job of frightening his IDIOTIC HOOFBEAST. Said idiotic hoofbeast is now wheeling about wildly, and his hoofs are now coming uncomfortably close to your face at an uncomfortable fast velocity.
You wheel your arms franticly in an attempt to avoid getting a hoof to the face, and end up falling over backwards onto your backside in a thoroughly embarrassing manner.
Your PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT remains unchanged. God, this was a terrible idea. Your PAST SELF was an idiot.
> Karkat: Unlock the PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT achievement. (FILL: TEAM KANAYA<3VRISKA)
You wheel your arms franticly in an attempt to avoid getting a hoof to the face, and end up falling over backwards onto your backside in a thoroughly embarrassing manner.
Your PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT remains unchanged. God, this was a terrible idea. Your PAST SELF was an idiot.
>John: Gain control of wild hoofbeast.