You waste no time in getting out your BIG BLACK BLACKMAILING BOX. It's perfect for times like these.
=> Open box.
You open the box with a swipe of your claw and look inside. You grin as fond memories of your friends pass you by. In the box you find a MERMAID BARBIE, a SET OF WEIGHED DICE, a BADLY CONSTRUCTED QUADRANT ROSTER, a TACKY SKIRT, HOT-PINK LIPSTICK, a PRIVATE-LOOKING JOURNAL, a FAKE FAIRY WAND, a SIGNED I <3 NICOLAS CAGE T-SHIRT, and some COMPROMISING PHOTOGRAPHS.
You stifle a bout of evil laughter. You have more important things to do.
> Break out blackmail material (FILL: TEAM BRO<3DAVE)
You waste no time in getting out your BIG BLACK BLACKMAILING BOX. It's perfect for times like these.
=> Open box.
You open the box with a swipe of your claw and look inside. You grin as fond memories of your friends pass you by. In the box you find a MERMAID BARBIE, a SET OF WEIGHED DICE, a BADLY CONSTRUCTED QUADRANT ROSTER, a TACKY SKIRT, HOT-PINK LIPSTICK, a PRIVATE-LOOKING JOURNAL, a FAKE FAIRY WAND, a SIGNED I <3 NICOLAS CAGE T-SHIRT, and some COMPROMISING PHOTOGRAPHS.
You stifle a bout of evil laughter. You have more important things to do.
=> Start blackmailing your friends.