Your name is DAVESPRITE, and you are currently standing in the middle of an INTERGALACTIC SHIP travelling through UNCHARTED territory, heading towards a new universe, in which you will reunite with your FRIENDS (and your less feathery OTHER SELF).
But this will only happen in TWO YEARS, and right now, you have far more PRESSING MATTERS to face.
Today you are going to surprise a certain someone with something SPECIAL, and that is why you have been carefully avoiding said person all day.
That person is your best bro friend JOHN EGBERT, a person you are harbouring FEELINGS OF A DEFINITELY ROMANTIC PERSUASION for.
You decided that since you don't know what will come of you once you get to the new universe, you might as well woo him properly right now.
You are positive that he will be unable to resist your STRIDER CHARMS, especially if they include your new AVIAN TRAITS.
==> DAVESPRITE: think about what you have to do.
You are going to woo one John Egbert by preparing him a dinner and accepting to watch one of his HORRIBLE MOVIES that will put him in a GOOD MOOD for your wooing.
You asked JADE HARLEY for help, even if you were a bit unsure about it at first, but she is your other best friend, and she was SUPPORTIVE and even cooed a bit. You viciously denied being called CUTE because Striders are never cute. They are COOL and MANLY.
Jade gave you a list of things that could help you.
To which you added the most important part, obviously.
NEW Davesprite<3John Game (Fill: Team Dave<3Karkat)
But this will only happen in TWO YEARS, and right now, you have far more PRESSING MATTERS to face.
Today you are going to surprise a certain someone with something SPECIAL, and that is why you have been carefully avoiding said person all day.
That person is your best bro friend JOHN EGBERT, a person you are harbouring FEELINGS OF A DEFINITELY ROMANTIC PERSUASION for.
You decided that since you don't know what will come of you once you get to the new universe, you might as well woo him properly right now.
You are positive that he will be unable to resist your STRIDER CHARMS, especially if they include your new AVIAN TRAITS.
==> DAVESPRITE: think about what you have to do.
You are going to woo one John Egbert by preparing him a dinner and accepting to watch one of his HORRIBLE MOVIES that will put him in a GOOD MOOD for your wooing.
You asked JADE HARLEY for help, even if you were a bit unsure about it at first, but she is your other best friend, and she was SUPPORTIVE and even cooed a bit. You viciously denied being called CUTE because Striders are never cute. They are COOL and MANLY.
Jade gave you a list of things that could help you.
To which you added the most important part, obviously.
==> DAVESPRITE: Start working on your surprise.