Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are currently HOT AS FUCK. After a ton of pestering you agreed to come visit your Matesprit JOHN EGBERT on his STUPIDLY HOT PLANET during his Summer Vacation.
You are currently regretting that decision.
Wait no, you don't regret visiting but you do regret agreeing to go to the beach with him. I mean why the fuck would anyone WILLINGLY agree to leave their pleasantly cool, air conditioned homes, to parade around in the sun and the sand that may as well be MOLTING HOT LAVA.
This frozen ice treat isn't even helping you cool down, shit.
NEW [John<3Karkat] Game (FILL: TEAM GAMZEE<3JANE)
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are currently HOT AS FUCK.
After a ton of pestering you agreed to come visit your Matesprit JOHN EGBERT on his STUPIDLY HOT PLANET during his Summer Vacation.
You are currently regretting that decision.
Wait no, you don't regret visiting but you do regret agreeing to go to the beach with him. I mean why the fuck would anyone WILLINGLY agree to leave their pleasantly cool, air conditioned homes, to parade around in the sun and the sand that may as well be MOLTING HOT LAVA.
This frozen ice treat isn't even helping you cool down, shit.
> Karkat : Try to find your stupid boyfriend.