You would be Tavros. Except, Tavros has left the building.

He bolted up when Dave started taking off his shirt and slipping his hand into his pants. Pressed his back right up against the entertainment center. Staring in horror. He might have mentioned something about not being ready to progress in their relationship so fast, but he hasn't even wiped the sleep drool from his face yet.

Yeah.

Tavros can't come to the phone right now, sorry. Leave a message.

Dave: Disastrously continue misinterpreting emotions