Your name is Dave Strider, and you are the absolute coolest cool guy. It is you. You have also been on your way to becoming a hero among heroes ever since you made a contract with Kyubey. Luckily for you, a Puelli Magi in the area is helping you along! He is an even bigger dork than you are, but he's a lot more experienced. You'd call him your mentor, but you don't think you could stand to have him tease you about it.
Today is the day he decided to let you take on a Witch alone. He's there for moral support, of course! You thought you could do it, too, but...
New Dave<3John Game (Fill: Team Eridan<3Karkat)
Today is the day he decided to let you take on a Witch alone. He's there for moral support, of course! You thought you could do it, too, but...
It turns out you can't.
> John: Save him.