You are John Egbert, and whoops, it looks like Dave needs some help there! Aww, you really thought he was ready. It's no problem, though, luckily you have been at this for a while. You've already transformed into your super sweet puelli magi threads, and now you just need to pull out 100000 giant hammers from your pants or something and that gross witch will be history in no time at all. No problemo!

You skip over to where Dave is flailing and running from the witch. He looks kind of scared, actually. Poor guy. When you're done with this you're going to take him to get ice cream to make it up to him! And then maybe make fun of him a little. But just a little.

=> John: Pull out 100000 giant hammers from your pants