Immediately after waking up from your dream, you felt the need to share it with your roommate KARKAT VANTAS. This was pretty easy, since you two happen to share a bed. Totally platonically!
oh my god karkat! i just met the most amazing girl!
JOHN. YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
i had a dream about her! she was so cool. she could fly and she was wearing these cool orange pajamas and dude. she was awesome.
AREN'T YOU STILL DATING THAT CAT CHICK?
she's not a cat chick! i mean, not literally. she does have a thing for felines i guess.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO INSIST DATING A SIX SWEEP OLD CAT GIRL THEN DON'T FUCKING OBSESS OVER RANDOM ORANGE CHICKS YOUR DREAM ABOUT. GOD, THE NEW HEIGHTS OF IDIOCY YOU MANAGE TO REACH CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME.
hehehe. i know you love me karkat! anyway. i have to meet her. want to help me go find her?
FUCK NO. GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT.
You go to band practice, where you continue to obsess over this dream girl.
>Rose: Psychoanalyze John's new obsession.
((there are no words for how much I love your for this.))
John: Obsess about dream girl (FILL: TEAM KANAYA<3VRISKA)
oh my god karkat!
i just met the most amazing girl!
JOHN.
YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
i had a dream about her!
she was so cool.
she could fly and she was wearing these cool orange pajamas and dude.
she was awesome.
AREN'T YOU STILL DATING THAT CAT CHICK?
she's not a cat chick!
i mean, not literally.
she does have a thing for felines i guess.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO INSIST DATING A SIX SWEEP OLD CAT GIRL THEN DON'T FUCKING OBSESS OVER RANDOM ORANGE CHICKS YOUR DREAM ABOUT.
GOD, THE NEW HEIGHTS OF IDIOCY YOU MANAGE TO REACH CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME.
hehehe. i know you love me karkat!
anyway.
i have to meet her.
want to help me go find her?
FUCK NO.
GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT.
You go to band practice, where you continue to obsess over this dream girl.
>Rose: Psychoanalyze John's new obsession.
((there are no words for how much I love your for this.))