You are now Feferi, who has been having a ton of fun at the beach pretending to be a shark attacking your friends from beneath the waters!
At least, you were, until a few too many people took the cries of "the shark has my ankle!!" seriously and you were given a very stern talking to by a lifeguard. You think the guy was blowing things way out of proportion, you were just having some fun! Though now that you're taking a break, it's the P-ERC)(F-ECT OPPORTUNATY to check on your dumb human boyfriend.
He is really dumb but that is what you pitylove about him.
FEFERI: )(i Dave )(i!! Are you still alive? DAVE: barely hanging in there DAVE: the toaster nearly ate my hand earlier and i almost fell into an endless pit of hellfire that spontaneously opened up and consumed most of the hallway DAVE: because you know i can barely survive sitting in a house on my own DAVE: seriously i should be asking you that question youre the one flirting with the shallow edges of an endless pit of hellwater DAVE: oh wait i forgot you wrestle killer whales for fun FEFERI: T)(at was ON-E TIM-E you jerk! DAVE: it only takes one time to get a lifelong ban from seaworld FEFERI: Okay but s)(ut up!! I am just checking on you. FEFERI: I'm R-E-ELY SORRY you couldn't come wit)( us, Dave! FEFERI: I don't want you to get lonely! I know )(ow you are, you glub up a storm about )(ow you don't need anybody and t)(en w)(en you're left alone you try and fis)( for any kind of company you can get! DAVE: this conversation is heading somewhere really fucking dumb so yeah thanks bye have fun FEFERI: WAIT WAIT WAIT! Okay, I will let you be ALL ALON-E in peace, silly boy. FEFERI: Now t)(at I t)(ink about it, t)(oug)(, you're not actually alone, are you! DAVE: what FEFERI: I'm talking about little Mr. Magikarp, du)(!!! You guys are getting along, rig)(t?
> Dave: Approach the subject of your girlfriend's fish calmly and rationally
> Feferi: Call and check on Dave. (FILL: Team Jade<3Rose)
At least, you were, until a few too many people took the cries of "the shark has my ankle!!" seriously and you were given a very stern talking to by a lifeguard. You think the guy was blowing things way out of proportion, you were just having some fun! Though now that you're taking a break, it's the P-ERC)(F-ECT OPPORTUNATY to check on your dumb human boyfriend.
He is really dumb but that is what you pitylove about him.
FEFERI: )(i Dave )(i!! Are you still alive?
DAVE: barely hanging in there
DAVE: the toaster nearly ate my hand earlier and i almost fell into an endless pit of hellfire that spontaneously opened up and consumed most of the hallway
DAVE: because you know i can barely survive sitting in a house on my own
DAVE: seriously i should be asking you that question youre the one flirting with the shallow edges of an endless pit of hellwater
DAVE: oh wait i forgot you wrestle killer whales for fun
FEFERI: T)(at was ON-E TIM-E you jerk!
DAVE: it only takes one time to get a lifelong ban from seaworld
FEFERI: Okay but s)(ut up!! I am just checking on you.
FEFERI: I'm R-E-ELY SORRY you couldn't come wit)( us, Dave!
FEFERI: I don't want you to get lonely! I know )(ow you are, you glub up a storm about )(ow you don't need anybody and t)(en w)(en you're left alone you try and fis)( for any kind of company you can get!
DAVE: this conversation is heading somewhere really fucking dumb so yeah thanks bye have fun
FEFERI: WAIT WAIT WAIT! Okay, I will let you be ALL ALON-E in peace, silly boy.
FEFERI: Now t)(at I t)(ink about it, t)(oug)(, you're not actually alone, are you!
DAVE: what
FEFERI: I'm talking about little Mr. Magikarp, du)(!!! You guys are getting along, rig)(t?