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wildlinguist ([personal profile] wildlinguist) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-06-26 04:06 am (UTC)

New Dirk<3Jake game (FILL: TEAM BRO<3DAD)



Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you have a HOT DATE tonight. Well, more like a bro-outing. But a guy can dream can't he? Your best bro JAKE ENGLISH needs you to join him for the newest BLOCKBUSTER HIT that just came out. It looks stupid, but you'll go anyways. It's hard to say no to that face. You are taking one of your famous INFINITE SHOWERS to get your thoughts in order. The movie doesn't start for a few more hours so you have plenty of tim- WOAH LOOK AT THE TIME. Looks like you spaced out for longer than you thought.

==> Dirk: Get the fuck out of the shower.

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