cephalopod: (crab fight)
cephalopod ([personal profile] cephalopod) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-06-26 05:20 am (UTC)

Dirk: Get the fuck out of the shower. (FILL: Alchemiter FRUITY RUMPUS)





You most definitely do not get out of the shower, you have a reputation to uphold and someday you will damn well succeed in draining the ocean all by yourself. It's a matter of principle. You stay RIGHT THERE. You give the ol' ass and pits another scrub, because you never know.

What are you going to miss, anyway? The twenty minutes of commercials before the previews? The previews for more Jake movies? A chance to get your snog on before he's ensnared by the artfully-crafted work of cinema?


>DIRK: Seriously, get the fuck out.

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