You have contributed hours of careful research into the vast IMPORTANCE and VALUE of this OBJECT. Hours spent watching and rewatching some of earth's most culturally sensitive movies, and tonight you believe you are finally prepared.
John has assured you that what you are about to do is indeed a BIG FREAKING DEAL.
Tonight, you are going to do the impossible.
You are going to STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
And you are going to do it with way more STYLE and PANACHE than Nic Cage ever managed.
John seems duly excited for you and the feat you are about to accomplish. Karkat, on the other hand, is being an annoying grump as usual. It's not your fault he doesn't understand human culture as well as you do. If he did, he would totally be into how awesome and badass you are for doing this. Ugh, what a killjoy.
Vriska: Recall Objective (FILL: TEAM KANAYA<3VRISKA)
John has assured you that what you are about to do is indeed a BIG FREAKING DEAL.
Tonight, you are going to do the impossible.
You are going to STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
And you are going to do it with way more STYLE and PANACHE than Nic Cage ever managed.
John seems duly excited for you and the feat you are about to accomplish. Karkat, on the other hand, is being an annoying grump as usual. It's not your fault he doesn't understand human culture as well as you do. If he did, he would totally be into how awesome and badass you are for doing this. Ugh, what a killjoy.
Karkat: Be the killjoy.