Your name is JOHN EGBERT and today is definitely not your birthday but it is FRIDAY, which you think is just like a mini-birthday without the presents or the getting older or numerous joys (lol jk) of cake. And, of course, you aren’t really celebrating or anything like you would do on your birthday and also none of your SO-CALLED FRIENDS have talked to you at all today, which they totally would have if it were actually April 13th. (You hope.)
Okay, so it isn’t really like a birthday at all but that doesn’t matter! Fridays are awesome, the end.
Friday happens to be the day you and your THREE FORMER BEST BUDS have MOVIE NIGHT. It’s a TRADITION.
But as was stated before, nobody has bothered to reply to your pesters or texts all day, so you guess movie night is a bust and the tradition is just being kicked to the curb.
It’s a shame because it was your turn to pick a movie and you had just the COOL ACTION FLICK in mind for the occasion. In fact, you’ve been telling everyone for days how excited you were about watching one of the greatest actors ever STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. (That is totally not the reason movie night isn’t happening by the way. You refuse to believe that anyone would pass up an opportunity to look upon the glorious face of Nic Cage, even if you have picked this movie no less than seven times before.)
At any rate, you aren’t about to let a bunch of BIG, DUMB, TRADITION-DESTROYING, CAGE-HATING BABIES ruin your night, so you say to hell with them and decide to rent National Treasure anyway. So what if you’ll spend your Friday alone in your tiny crappy apartment, watching movies by yourself? You don’t care!
> John: Ignore the sharp pang of rejection and ache of loneliness Enter the video store.
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Your name is JOHN EGBERT and today is definitely not your birthday but it is FRIDAY, which you think is just like a mini-birthday without the presents or the getting older or numerous joys (lol jk) of cake. And, of course, you aren’t really celebrating or anything like you would do on your birthday and also none of your
SO-CALLEDFRIENDS have talked to you at all today, which they totally would have if it were actually April 13th. (You hope.)Okay, so it isn’t really like a birthday at all but that doesn’t matter! Fridays are awesome, the end.
Friday happens to be the day you and your THREE
FORMERBEST BUDS have MOVIE NIGHT. It’s a TRADITION.But as was stated before, nobody has bothered to reply to your pesters or texts all day, so you guess movie night is a bust and the tradition is just being kicked to the curb.
It’s a shame because it was your turn to pick a movie and you had just the COOL ACTION FLICK in mind for the occasion. In fact, you’ve been telling everyone for days how excited you were about watching one of the greatest actors ever STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. (That is totally not the reason movie night isn’t happening by the way. You refuse to believe that anyone would pass up an opportunity to look upon the glorious face of Nic Cage, even if you have picked this movie no less than seven times before.)
At any rate, you aren’t about to let a bunch of BIG, DUMB, TRADITION-DESTROYING, CAGE-HATING BABIES ruin your night, so you say to hell with them and decide to rent National Treasure anyway. So what if you’ll spend your Friday alone in your tiny crappy apartment, watching movies by yourself? You don’t care!
> John:
Ignore the sharp pang of rejection and ache of lonelinessEnter the video store.