There's not a lot to investigate. It's simple, efficient, no expenses spared. Cheap. Adequate enough. Definitely not something listed in the fine print. This is not the IMPERIAL SHIP, so what need is there to accommodate for the comfort you could be feeling if you weren't a fleshy computer?
The attachments itch along your spine, but you are unable to give a shit. Another fact, another predictable variable in your sad pathetic life. They could be swallowing you whole and you doubt you would care. If they swallowed THE CAPTAIN, however, that would be a different story. You might even...smile? Smiling is the physical reaction to joy wrought with vengeance in which the muscles in your face contract and lift the corners of your lips upward, perhaps lifting over your useless teeth, if your information is right (it always is).
You don't need your own programs to know that the likelihood of that happening is so slim the nearest percentage is 0%. These things have become your lifeline, and no one has to tell you that for you to know it. They steady your vascular rate, supply you with the bare minimum of nutritional needs, and are working daily to control your unstable temper.
> Sollux: Investigate your helmpod. (FILL: TEAM PARCELPYXIS)
There's not a lot to investigate. It's simple, efficient, no expenses spared. Cheap. Adequate enough. Definitely not something listed in the fine print. This is not the IMPERIAL SHIP, so what need is there to accommodate for the comfort you could be feeling if you weren't a fleshy computer?
The attachments itch along your spine, but you are unable to give a shit. Another fact, another predictable variable in your sad pathetic life. They could be swallowing you whole and you doubt you would care. If they swallowed THE CAPTAIN, however, that would be a different story. You might even...smile? Smiling is the physical reaction to joy wrought with vengeance in which the muscles in your face contract and lift the corners of your lips upward, perhaps lifting over your useless teeth, if your information is right (it always is).
You don't need your own programs to know that the likelihood of that happening is so slim the nearest percentage is 0%. These things have become your lifeline, and no one has to tell you that for you to know it. They steady your vascular rate, supply you with the bare minimum of nutritional needs, and are working daily to control your unstable temper.
> Sollux: Double-check your vitals.