You can do that with ease! The bell jingles satisfyingly as you enter, but your winning smile is wasted on the lackluster employees who don't even look up. Wow, you are feeling majorly rejected from all corners today! You try to hide your disappointment and stroll nonchalantly to the action section. You hover around a little, hoping one of the employees will ask you what you're looking for, and then you can extol all the wondrous virtues of one Mr. Cage and the amazingness of his clever Declaration of Independence thieving plans, and they'll be so impressed they'll say you couldn't POSSIBLY watch such a masterpiece alone, and --
yeah nobody's coming over to ask you anything.

You sigh and turn to the wall of movies; looks like it's movie for one tonight. Oh there it is! The one single copy of it. Still on the shelf. Surprising, but lucky for you! You grin and start to reach for it --

"Well, what's this? National TREASURE, is it? That certainly sounds like a rip roaring good time! Right up my ally, by gum!"

Hey--! That jerk just snatched up your movie!

> John: Confront jerk